Chapter 1

An Introduction

To what? I love stories!

Chapter 2

Someone's Nosy

Who? I am not!

Chapter 2

An Exposition

Oooh! Boring!

Chapter 3

You Dead

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Chapter 3

Are Too

Am not!

Chapter 3

Are Too

Am not!

Chapter 3

The Plot Thickens

Do tell! ...no it doesn't.

Chapter 4

Gasp! HE did it?!

NO! How could he?! I knew it the whole time!

Chapter 4

The Plot Continues to Thicken

...uhhg. I missed something. Can you start over?

Chapter 5

The Antagonist is Defeated

Save the princess! Save the dog!

Chapter 5

The Protagonist (you) is Defeated

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Chapter 5

The Plot Grows Ever Thicker

Enough of this. Move on already. Start over please.

Chapter 6

What's that? A wild CLIFFHANGER appears!

I want to try again.

Chapter 6

The Protagonist (you) Falls in Love

How heartwarming! How disgusting!

Chapter 6

The Protagonist (you) Befriends the Dog

That's adorable! Dogs suck!

Chapter 7

A Happy Ending

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Chapter 7

A Disgusting Ending

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